THAT SPIDER IS GOING TO EAT YOU.

I am happy. Jr is the sweetest person ever. I like that he steps up to the plate and comes through...

Tue, 21 May 2013 02:19:43 -0400

I am happy. Jr is the sweetest person ever. I like that he steps up to the plate and comes through for me whenever I need him to. I’ve ran 5-7 times a week for the past 3 months. I’ve never missed a class in school even though I’ve had 8 AM every quarter. My grades are okay. I still have 3 years to bring them up. I am really nervous for math and bio, though. I am blessed with the best family ever. Now it’s just down to gaining self-control over my horrible tendency to inhale all food that I see. Life is magnificent!

Life hack: no room for a table? No problem. Paint one on the...

Tue, 21 May 2013 02:07:54 -0400

Life hack: no room for a table? No problem. Paint one on the wall and use a shelf as a “tabletop”.

One thing I love about friends is the fact that the six of...

Tue, 21 May 2013 02:07:34 -0400

One thing I love about friends is the fact that the six of them didn’t seem to have any other friends

casualcynic: So my mom and I have been working the same...

Mon, 20 May 2013 02:29:15 -0400

casualcynic:

So my mom and I have been working the same waitress job for 5-6 years now. She had been waitressing years before, but this is recently. Anyway, about… 15 minutes ago this guy she waited on left and told her to take care. Just that. Prior to this she had talked to him about Italy. Her people are from Florence, this and that, and she said she’s never been. She’s got 8 years of art education and she’s working a waitress job. It’s pretty… Sad and disappointing, I guess. Her and my father divorced 6 years ago and she hasn’t had a real job ever. Just been stuck in a small town she’s not from.

This man who we have never seen before tipped her 1000 dollars for a trip to Italy. Walked out, not another word.

…you know. Just when I start to lose faith in humanity….Hm.

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Mon, 20 May 2013 02:23:53 -0400

50shadesofpitchblack: jack-frost-rotg: I HAVE BEEN WAITING FOR...

Sun, 19 May 2013 21:20:19 -0400

50shadesofpitchblack:

jack-frost-rotg:

I HAVE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS GIF SET MY WHOLE LIFE

Sassy Gay Cat in the Hat.

awesomephilia: neonblogfreak: pop-lock-and-dropthepj: I love that if you look up something on...

Sun, 19 May 2013 21:17:35 -0400

awesomephilia:

neonblogfreak:

pop-lock-and-dropthepj:

I love that if you look up something on google you usually get really generic photos

But if you add “tumblr” to your search you get really beautiful, artistic pictures

letterstogodptiii: tea-books-and-blankets: yaygocats: discomplete: “i want to wear shorts...

Sun, 19 May 2013 21:17:16 -0400

letterstogodptiii:

tea-books-and-blankets:

yaygocats:

discomplete:

“i want to wear shorts because it’s hot but i really hate my legs” an autobiography

“I want to wear shorts but i didnt shave” the sequel.

“I want to wear shorts but I don’t tan and I’d rather not blind you” The trilogy

“I want to wear shorts but my huge dick always sticks out” a pop-up book

likeafieldmouse: Tom Phillips - A Humument (1966-73) “In 1966...

Sun, 19 May 2013 21:16:57 -0400

likeafieldmouse:

Tom Phillips - A Humument (1966-73)

“In 1966 Phillips set himself a task: to find a second-hand book for threepence and alter every page by painting, collage and cut-up techniques to create an entirely new version. He found his threepenny novel in a junkshop on Peckham Rye, South London. This was an 1892 Victorian obscurity titled A Human Document by W.H Mallock and he titled his altered book A Humument.

The first version of all 367 treated pages was published in 1973 since when there have been four revised editions. A Humument is now one of the best known and loved of all 20th Century artist’s books and is regarded as a seminal classic of postmodern art.”

justsomefoodforthought: nerdgeekgamerdork: notyouraveragepornbl...

Sun, 19 May 2013 21:10:46 -0400

justsomefoodforthought:

nerdgeekgamerdork:

notyouraveragepornblog:

dan-and-phil-are-amazing:

randomrumiel:

niknak79:

I thought we were supposed to have grown up in university.

They have warned their fellow students that the ground is lava to prevent any injuries I think that is very mature of them

reblogging again

IT GOT BETTER

This makes me think I should have really tried to go to college.

Goddamn it… I should’ve gone to a four-year school…

velved: Awesome art prints: “Slaughterhouse Starlets” by Keith...

Sun, 19 May 2013 21:10:30 -0400

velved:

Awesome art prints: “Slaughterhouse Starlets” by Keith P. Rein

whiskey-memories: bras are so expensive like i didn’t choose the boob life the boob life chose me

Sun, 19 May 2013 19:06:00 -0400

whiskey-memories:

bras are so expensive like i didn’t choose the boob life the boob life chose me

physicalvocalist: fallen-angel-in-the-tardis: lembas-and-cram: concernedresidentofbakerstreet: re...

Sun, 19 May 2013 00:40:20 -0400

physicalvocalist:

fallen-angel-in-the-tardis:

lembas-and-cram:

concernedresidentofbakerstreet:

rendezvousramen:

addictedtopunsandpizza:

macaronivevo:

jesuschristvevo:

is it data or data

is it route or route

is it caramel or caramel

is it either or either

is it read or read

is it lead or lead

Maybe its Maybelline

I hate how any English speaker knows exactly what’s happening here.

vegansanfrancishet: So, I paint my nails pretty regularly these...

Sun, 19 May 2013 00:40:00 -0400

vegansanfrancishet:

So, I paint my nails pretty regularly these days. I also work as a barista/cashier pretty regularly these days. A few weeks back, I had a customer come in, a fairly typical, sheltered, suburban soccer mom, and she ordered a latte from me. She saw my brightly colored nails and said, “Wow, you’re so brave! My son asked me about painting his nails, and if it’s okay for boys to do that. Now I’ll tell him there’s a cool guy who does it too!” It was a nice moment, very cute.

Then, last week, she came in again, and said, “Hey, I’m so glad you’re here! I want you to meet someone!” She then brings her son forward, and says, “Okay sweetie, show him what you did!” And he throws his hands up, showing off his bright, sparkling blue nails. He shows them off, and I show mine off to him. He smiles. We fist bump.

Guys, I’ve only wanted to cry once at work before, and that was when someone ordered a large dry soy cappuccino on ice.

This time, though. This was a good cry.

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Sun, 19 May 2013 00:39:41 -0400

sainthannah: mothernaturenetwork: When Marisa Lynch lost her...

Sat, 18 May 2013 21:20:31 -0400

sainthannah:

mothernaturenetwork:

When Marisa Lynch lost her job last year, she went looking for a project and found it: 365 days. 365 pieces of clothing. $365. She started her blog, New Dress A Day, and began transforming frightening thrift-store finds into envy-worthy fashions for just a dollar a day.

For the entire year Lynch didn’t do any traditional clothes shopping, which means none of her items contributed to the loss of energy or raw materials required to produce new garments. Although her 365-day project is over, Lynch is still giving second life to old muumuus and prom dresses.

9 bloggers’ yearlong green journeys

I JUST WANNA FIGURE OUT MY SEWING MACHINE SO I CAN DO THIS TOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

the-absolute-best-gifs: This post has been featured on a...

Fri, 17 May 2013 14:40:23 -0400

the-absolute-best-gifs:

This post has been featured on a 1000notes.com blog.

thatfunnyblog: Mythbusters in a nutshell

Fri, 17 May 2013 14:35:03 -0400

thatfunnyblog:

Mythbusters in a nutshell

ohhhkat: jenessifer: Fuckit life

Fri, 17 May 2013 02:55:59 -0400

ohhhkat:

jenessifer:

Fuckit

life

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Thu, 16 May 2013 01:54:21 -0400